Whiskey

 

Symbolism / Cuno Amiet/ Sunset in a snowy landscape

Love my sons.  No doubt about it.  I have a rule for incoming gifting, anything other than whiskey or sweatpants will not be accepted.  There will be exceptions, but I will be pretty strict about the rule.

Might have to modify the rule slightly in order to make it easier on them.  Maybe a list of acceptable whiskeys.  Below I am presenting a preliminary list of specifications.

First: it needs to be domestic.  Has to be made/distilled in the USA.  No Canadian, No Irish, no Scotch.  Definitely US fermented/distilled only.

Second: Not something that boojie fuckheads drink.

Third:  The distillery has to be at least 100 years in business.